Westerner-less week to catch up with family

Well it's been a quieter week since the Westerners left, and in some ways it's been nice to be just living here rather than showing the sights. As we'll be going in a couple of days I invited a few frends out for a nice bbq at our normal place - Li Kun and his fiancee came, as did Lu Hai and a few others later.


Love my daughter...


Xixi looking rather crazy


Chuanchuan with Leilei


Chuanchuan with Xixi


With Likun

Mango Country

Ailun managed to pack and leave on a morning bus with Tan's cousin Tan Mien, so it was goodbye to another Westerner who'd tasted the delights of Pingguo.

In the late morning I was called to go to "Mangguo Country". Luckily "mangguo" is one of the few words that is pretty much the same in English: mango. And the country was still China. At around 11am A Hua and her alcoholic husband came to pick Leilei and me up in their 4x4. He is known as "Lo lan", which in the local language means "alcohol addict" (I think). Well luckily he wasn't drinking at that time as when we got in the car, which had their son and two other young girls of around 8, we proceded to drive for an hour and a half to Tiandong.

It was a severely hot day. Temperatures were topping 40c by the time we got there but it was worth it. There were acres of mango trees, many of which had paper bags tied around the actual mangoes for a reason I didn't get an answer to (at least that I understood). There were around 25 people there in total including kids, and we were offered "baby" mangoes when we got there. I didn't expect the amazing sensation that hit my mouth - I can just imagine a famous tv chef trying one of these and being lost for words trying to describe it.


Sumptuous baby mango


Mangoes in bags, and a rather mad lady trying to shade herself with the help of two cucumbers

Needless to say there were plenty of crates of beer. In fact someone had brought a crate of cans of US-style beer, but managed to drop them all, causing minor tears in the cans and a beer shower for everyone else. But when the food actually started it was amazing as always. Leilei went off to eat with the other kids so I was able to enjoy a meal with a number of blokes I hadn't met before. Interestingly there were a couple of women at the table - I soon found out why. They were "cai ma" masters (or mistresses), and took delight in beating the blokes - and could hold their own in beer when they lost. I didn't fare too well and mostly lost against them but was glad of the liquid refreshment under the scant shade of the mango tree.


A US-styple beer can spraying its wares after having been dropped 4 feet


Ladies

Leilei started to get fractious under the heat so I took him and the girls into "Lo lan's" 4x4 where we started the engine and turned on the A/C. It took 40 minutes to go from 40 down to 30c, but was worth it as it was around 3pm and people's skin was starting to melt off their bodies outside.

We drove home, shattered, around 5pm. I didn't really want Lo lan to drive after a few bevvies but didn't have much of a choice. Anyway he drove no more than 40 mph for the journey.

Ailun's last night

Tonight was Ailun's last night in Pingguo, and we were to "Eat Dog!!". He'd survived with wallet intact from his sojourn to Nanning with some girl but she hadn't accompanied him back so I didn't ask questions (until later).

Eating dog is quite a big deal, as the dog in question had been Chen Mei's family pet for a couple of years (more like guard dog really, but still). Well we had a sumptuous meal at Chen Mei's 5 storey house, where her in-laws also lived. In typical style the men ate in one room while the women (and most of the kids) ate in another. Despite how sexist some people may see this it makes perfect sense. We can talk about machines and business, and they can talk about hairstyles and manicures, without any of us wasting time on meaningless drivel. Makes sense to me. But it does also pander to sexist stereotypes.

Me standing over a river where cars normally drive after a wash. About to eat dog

Ailun showing why the extra bit was built so that cars can drive through after their wash

Well-cooked dog meat

Some presents for cars to be brought back to UK

Well, we had a few beers over drinking games and after the meal we were invited to go to "Sing Song" at one of our favourite Karaoke bars. But as it was Ailun's last day we first went to buy some tea for him to bring back to the old US of A.

We made sure we met one of our best mates in Pingguo before Ailun left. Me, Ma Lao ban and Ailun. Ma Lao ban (Horse boss) was one of our favourite people to visit and drink tea with in Pingguo

At the Karaoke bar we had a good time playing dice games with Chen Mei, who is pretty damn good, although I'm sure I beat her a few times and she seems to be able to take her beer. Tan's cousin turned up around 10pm and Ailun duly fell in love with her as he has with any girl with more than one nipple.

Leilei had chickenpox but still made it to the Karaoke and became a fan of popcorn

Tan, Me and Tan's younger cousin after a night's karaoke

Well Ailun got very drunk and I ended up taking him home from our place at around 3am. I found a three-wheeler after I'd copied all his photos to my laptop at my place, and got him home. After an eternity of hugging (such a yank thing) I finally got him to get to his front door and went home. Only to be called 10 mins later to be told "Hey Dom I lost my goddamn keys!". I can't remember exactly what happened but I managed to convince him he hadn't lost his keys and funnily enough he found them in his pocket a bit later. 4am finally got to sleep!

More World of Warcraft

Ailun had arranged to meet up with some girl in Nanning via a website called something like "sleeponmycouch.com". Sounded more like "givemeyourwallet.com" but who was I to argue. He took the train to Nanning and then realised he had no credit left in his phone. So I had to sort that out for him. But not before he found another shop in Pingguo that had World of Wankcraft in it...

Ailun finding the important things in life in an electic shop

And in his absence I caught up some time with my wife and kids....

Boys need yoga too (and a new shirt)

While out on the electric bike with Ailun I thought I noticed a young lady with an interesting teeshirt (no! not wet! dirty minds!). I knew Ailun was into yoga so I turned the bike around and stopped in front of her and her mates and introduced Ailun to her. She was slightly nonplussed, then I explained that Ailun really liked her top and could he have his photo taken with her? Well she duly obliged, and I am glad to say that Ailun did not ask her for the top as a souvenir...

Boys need yoga too! And anti-perspirant

I had to go back for a siesta as it was bloody hot and I'd been up since 8am due to the noise opposite our house. But Ailun was starting to get used to our town and went out on his own...to buy a shirt!

Well I must say he did a good job of making a shirt purchase last three hours and nearly got his money worth considering it cost 30 quid! He got some Chinese lessons in an air-conditioned shop, and even woke me up to tell me that they wouldn't give him a discount. I did argue with the shop assistant for a while but it was true - 30 quid was the price and that was it, astonishing! Even the locals backed me up later that these shops don't do discounts so it wasn't me just being lame. Well, such a nice shirt must not go unphotographed...

Ailun buying a cool shirt in a cool shop (air-conditioned) from some cool ladies

Ailun realising his American credit card is no good in China having already sweated into the new shirt. (It's ok he had cash)

By the way I found Leilei watching "Postman Pat" in Chinese - some things travel very well.

Postman Pat at Waipo's house

Later that day I took Ailun to the guang chang (huge town square) where he'd arranged a date with the daughter of the snake man and doctor-wife. We got there early with Leilei so he could play on the apparatus (Leilei, not Ailun). At 6pm the snake man's daughter arrived...with her mum! So for this date I took Leilei, and Ailun took snake-daughter on a rather nice boat ride by the guang chang for half an hour under the gaze of her mum. Afterwards there wasn't a great deal one could do with a watchful mother, so as it was Saturday we went to see the great spectacle that is the colourful fountains of Pingguo.

Leilei at the guang chang playground

Ailun waiting for his hot date!

Pingguo guang chang fountains - the highest one in the middle goes 90 metres

After saying zai jian to Ailun's date, we scaled the 200 or so steps up to the fairly new statue of Deng Xiaoping on one side of the guang chang, where we had a chat with some of the locals and Ailun "sweated bullets".

Ailun shaking hands with Deng Xiaoping

Bad shave but unlikely 12-in-a-row "Year" win at cai ma

Found out from Anzhe that his room in Shenzhen was the equivalent of the Presidential Suite, and he could have got one for well under half the forty quid he paid. That will teach me to speak to the hotel receptionist in English... He took the ferry to Hong Kong, got on the plane and then waited three hours on the tarmac with free beer while they sorted out a problem he soon forgot existed...

I needed a haircut. Actually I needed a shave more. Although the Chinese blokes think it's cool to have a week's worth of Caucasian beard the wife doesn't, and I don't want to sleep with my mates so the growth had to go.

I went to see Xiao Lu, the bloke who used to be married to Lao Ma, who used to be one of Tan's best friends. Well he is still my mate and he has his own salon, so I went to kill two birds with one stone and get a cut and shave at his place. I took the electric bike down to the salon in the most sweltering day it's been so far. Now he does a good haircut (even the wife approves) but today he decided to use a cut-throat razor to take off my week's facial hair. To cut a long story short (awful, but unintended pun), he did cut my throat. In several places. Eventually when the pain was too much to handle and I'd lost a couple of pints of blood we admitted defeat and I went home to the relative safety of my Wilkinson Sword where I got the job finished in a couple of minutes. He still charged me 25 kuai though.

Me and my friend Xiao Lu

Me with a look of fear after seeing the cut-throat razor

That night we went to another new restaurant to celebrate A Hua's birthday. There are so many "new" establishments here it's scary...have a feeling there's a bubble about to burst such is the building that's going on.

Such a typical scene in/around Pingguo at the moment - something big is happening

A Hua's wonderful birthday meal

The food was excellent and the company complemented it perfectly, except that this was the first evening without Anzhe. The reason I most missed Andge was the mathematical unliklihood of what transpired during the meal when I was challenged to play "One Year" of cai ma by Chen Mei's husband (a cai ma master by all accounts). "One Year" means you play 12 rounds of cai ma, with the loser of the first round drinking one finger of beer (January), then the loser of the second round drinking two fingers etc until you get to the loser of the last round who has to drink twelve fingers of beer to celebrate December. Really simple.

I won the first four rounds to my surprise, though that only meant my opponent had to drink 10 fingers of beer in total. Then the fireworks started. Literally. Outside there were many apartments being built, and as one stage had been finished it was decided to have a huge fireworks display close to the restaurant that scared even the local kids at the meal. Leilei had to go out to the corridor for half an hour for some respite from the noise.

Fireworks outside the restaurant - went on for far too long

When we got back to playing "One Year" I was understandably quite thirsty. But I won the next round, and the next, and before I knew it it was October and my opponent was actually quite pissed - the first time I'd ever seen him in such a state as he is normally a very cool character. Of course he didn't want to lose face, so after another delay for some more duck and raw fish we got to the penultimate round, or "November" as it is obviously called. I had a slight feeling of pity, but the thought of winning a whole year on my first go gripped me. "Lai....hclee!!" I won on my first go with a "four". It took flipping ages for him to down his eleven fingers and by now I was parched so I poured myself a beer in a separate glass and downed it. I wished I could help him with his. By now I wondered if I could lose if I tried, but when we got back to the game he seemed focused and settled...twelve fingers would be 3 glasses of beer (they are pretty small over there...)..."Lai...chek....yi du!...chek...hoi!...chek...lok lok!...chek...gum!...check...yi du!!!!". Shit a brick I'd done it! Twelve rounds in a row I'd beaten this bloke. January to December....four seasons.... If this was random I would have had a 1 in 4096 chance of a perfect game (I think). At least I have him as a witness if he remembers it. The whole thing lasted well over an hour all told, but will live in my memory forever.

Chen Mei's husband and Tan's husband around June in our marathon "One Year" cai ma battle

Ailun and A Hua at her lovely birthday meal

Ailun and someone. Two things wrong here: 1 - it should be a woman. 2- it should be champagne. At least get the first one right!

Male bonding - Chinese style

Anzhe's last day in Guangxi

It was sad to see Anzhe (Andrew) leave today; he's the first person from blighty to have experienced Pingguo full-on. And it struck me that he would have liked to be able to spend another couple of weeks here if Lis was here. The previous day or so I'd rung up a hotel in Shenzhen to book a room. 40 quid sounded a bit steep but we weren't sure what it was like near the airport.

Anzhe, Ailun and I went to Nanning and went to see Xixi at 2nd sister's house. A Wu said he would come down to take us to the airport but later on it appeared he was too busy or something. And and I found a little place that sold ice cream and asked if they had any beers. Indeed they had and we spent an enjoyable hour watching the Nanning folk walk by.

High five at Tan's second sister's house

We got a lift to Nanning airport with Leilei and Ailun...I was really really tempted to accompany Anzhe to Shenzhen to "help" him but Tan saw through my Good Samaritan act as she knew it would be an expensive excuse for a last night's drink without her watchful eyes...

Passers by in Pingguo on a summer's afternoon

A lorry spill we were not meant to have seen on the way back from Nanning airport

Snake bile and singing "Cottenfields"

Went for a boozy lunch with some of A Wu's work partners/mafia friends. Afterwards, Ailun went to see A Wu's work, while Anzhe and I went for a wander round for a bit. We went on the electric bike down to the river and drove as far out of Pingguo as you would dare with not much battery left and two English blokes causing the back wheel to sink into the road - about 500 yards. But it got us a nice glimpse of what there really is to see when you don't have someone shepherding you all the time. It was ferociously hot, though, and even the locals looked at us with a stronger than usual stare as if to say "does the sun make you whiter?".

Once again fatigue should have made for a nice siesta, but was beaten into submission by the deafening decibels of the music emanating from the mobile phone shops opposite our flat. I think they introduced a new song so we now have five to drive us mad. It is getting really torturous now

However, we were looking forward to the evening meal as we were to have snake! It was a men's affair of course. We bought some fruit with A Wu to take to our host's place. We got there at 5pm and it was the cleanest house I'd ever walked into in Pingguo. The host's job was a tutor to chefs, and his wife was a doctor (hence the cleanliness). The meal was a sight to behold - but we were mostly taken by the ritual of the bile. As I've experienced before, they extract the bile duct from the snake and use a couple of toothpicks to stab it into submission when it finally bursts out the darkest green substance known to man. This inky liquid is then mixed with a very strong alcohol that has been used to pickle various other snakes for the previous few years. Apparently such a meal in a restaurant would have set us back 300 quid each.

In fact the snake meat wasn't that amazing but the ceremony made it memorable - also apparently the snake bile is very good for a man's "manliness".

The hosts' daughter came back during the meal - a slightly demure, pretty creature in her early 20s, having recently finished university. Of course, Ailun fell in love with her and spent the next 2 hours with her on the computer showing her pics from his camera. It ended up with him creating his own QQ account (a Chinese Instant Messaging application that everyone has here) so he would be able to contact her and others when back in the USA.

What a snake's bile duct looks like

What drinking a snake's bile duct mixed with alcohol looks like

Somehow we ended up at a karaoke bar in the evening. Well it was Anzhe's last night in Pingguo so we wanted to do something for him. So we ended up singing "Cottenfields" by the Beach Boys among other assortments from the 60s and 70s that had randomly found their way into the Chinese jukebox.

Vietnamese border and more boating

True to his word, A Wu woke me up at 7am. I did the same to Ailun and Anzhe in their room while A Wu took his shower. I wondered why, as we got in A Wu's car, Anzhe looked nearly as white as the sheets we'd slept in. With trembling hands he passed me his camera, and tried to show me the eight-legged monster that had spent the night in his towel and didn't take kindly to being woken up by an Englishman wanting to dry himself. Ok it was just a blooming spider.

Anzhe's friend

Because we'd not been told what we'd be doing for these couple of days none of us had sufficient clothing. I did try to wash some clothes in the hotel, but by the morning they were somewhat predictably wet due to the 99% humidity I dare say. So I had the ignominy of wearing the previous day's shorts and a totally unironed shirt. Anyway, we drove through beautiful mountains, alongside rivers following the valleys through the paddy fields until we reached Vietnam.

Well, Vietnam was more of a "beauty spot" for which we had to pay about a tenner each to enter. Not only that we had to buy flip flops as it would be a bit wet. Of course if we'd been told this we'd have brought our own flip flops that we'd bought just days earlier in Pingguo but that wasn't the point. We drove back down to the ticket office (why you can't buy tickets at the place you present them is known only to the Chinese - I guess it's to keep more people employed in meaningless jobs). Then we came back and entered the border place where they ensure you stay on a well marked path and point out to you the "beautiful views" where you should take photos from.

Some sort of milestone by Vietnam

This sort of stuff really pisses me off. Yes, it's beautiful, or at least it would be if there weren't signs telling you so. We'd love to have got off the beaten track to see some things first hand but that was transgressing the rules. Anyhow, Ailun took plenty of photos. He got talking to a couple of women but unfortunately nothing came out of it. We ended up (unsurprisingly) at a number of stalls selling Vietnamese produce from coffee to sexually enhancing pills (I thought they were just dirty playing cards until I asked, then felt extremely embarrassed).

Ailun apparently discovering his sphincter for the first time

We did have a good meal outside the border place, and Anzhe and Ailun are now both converts to fried bees. And mysterious eggs that apparently you have to leave underground for months first...

I've already posted pics of fried bees but we also loved the brown eggs with snowflake patterns

I found that I had no shadow in the midday sun. Then I noticed the sun was directly above us

After the Vietnam border we drove for some time to the place we were supposed to meet A Wu's friend. During this time we learnt of Anzhe's fantasy: somewhere, in a paddy field in Guangxi, there is an 18-25 year-old paddy field worker woman who is actually quite pretty. But she has a problem. Her washing machine has broken down. Anzhe happens to be the only washing-machine-repair-man in the area, and goes to her help. As strange as it sounds, when Anzhe arrives the wind picks up and blows the light cotton robes off the nubile paddy field worker, revealing her young body, pert breasts pointing to the midday sun. Man this is so much a fantasy; the only paddy field workers were in their 50's with skin you could make jackets out of. 5/5 for imagination though....

Andrew's fantasy setting

We got to another boating place a bit later where we met two rather pretty women, saying they could get us in for a discount. It is in these situations where I feel rather uncomfortable. I asked A Wu why they could get us in for cheaper when it looked obvious they were working for the boating company. I didn't get an answer. We drank tea with the girls, then parted with a lot of cash (about 60 quid for the four of us). And then they came back with the tickets. Apparently we'd just saved 20 quid or so. We had a very in-depth conversation about what we could bring with us on the boats. I asked if it was safe to bring cameras and they said "yes" of course - we can put them in plastic bags if necessary. I asked why that would be necessary and they said because they might get wet. Which was sort of the point of asking in the first place. Anyway, just as we were all leaving to go to the boats we were told it was probably better to leave the cameras in the car to avoid them getting wet. Man if only we got a straight answer in the first place...

We all bought a broad brimmed hat for a quid each, as the sun was beating down and I felt my feet already burning. Luckily, as we'd found near the Vietnam border, the sun is directly above you so a hat will shade all your body unless you're a fat American. We followed some blokes down down down a mountain path, where the sun got lost and it started raining in a nice refreshing if humid way. It took all of half an hour to get to the place where the boats were, by which time we (I) fancied a beer. Unfortunately that was the only drink they didn't have there. However a couple of minutes later we were being hurried onto our dinghies for our next trip.

This time each dinghy had a bloke paddling for us and we were able to take in the beautiful surroundings. We stopped for a few minutes under what I think was a fig tree and sampled the delights of the luscious fruits. Very sumptious and I'd love to take some home. But no time and I basically acted like a wasp and gourged myself for 15 minutes before getting back on the dinghy to enjoy the next 3 hours. And it was very enjoyable. It wasn't quite as much white water as yesterday's boat ride, but that didn't stop Ailun diving out of his boat at one stage while we were waiting for the others to catch up. I bet he wish he didn't; he was in the water for all of a minute but when he got back in the dinghy with A Wu he had four leeches on his legs. He spent the next half an hour trying to check his balls without the other boats seeing!

After the boating A Wu decided we wouldn't meet his mate after all as it was too late. Luckily I had downloaded all the world's maps on my Nokia E71 and with GPS I was able to tell where we were. I deduced it would take a long time to get home so we stopped at a food place and had some lovely pork and beef. I'd forgotten that A Wu doesn't eat beef for some quasi-religious reason so all the more for us. We got back before 11pm and managed to grab a headwash - the thing we'd all been looking forward to all evening.

There were plenty of pretty girls for Ailun, but he spotted one of them playing some war game on the computer and was unheard of for the rest of the evening

Four men in two boats

I decided Aaron needed a Chinese phone number. But in fact his name is now "Song Ailun". Fair enough, I like my Chinese name.

We went for a sweat-inducing walk from our flat to the phone shop 500 yards away. Unfortunately "Ailun" got stuck on the way. When I say stuck I mean he say a cute girl in a shop trying to sell him a shirt. When he found out he needed to pay nearly 50 US dollars for it he said "f**k that" and left the shop in a hurry. At least that's what I hoped he would do. In the end he spent about half an hour in the place before he realised he was being ripped off and finally left. With a new $50 shirt....

By that time I'd bought a SIM card for him, and posed in several photographs with the various women in the mobile phone shop. A free gift of an umbrella was forced upon me, and I had to choose out of pink, light blue and light yellow. I chose the latter (though any would have done).

Three blokes on a san lun che

I took Andge and Aaron for some nice dumplings as we hadn't been pestered by any phone call from A Wu, so we had a really relaxing morning. While we were eating our dumplings, Ailun noticed a woman with particularly lovely legs enter the place. Interesting how only single men notice that (hmmm).

We'd planned on going to Nanning for the day as A Wu's wife A Ni had said that he was too busy to take us on a drive to do boating and visit the Vietnamese border for a few days. Well we were ok with that, and well happy with our plan to take the train to Nanning.

So of course we got a call at midday, saying A Wu was taking us out to go boating. Now that is a loaded statement. Does that mean we're going to go on a boat for the afternoon? Or does that mean we're going away from our (my) families for a couple of days with no notice. No prizes for guessing it was the latter. We were told to be downstairs in five minutes as is the usual case. I said "bollocks" we need to have a shower and not together. So in a nutshell we met downstairs in an hour or so later completely unprepared for what was to come. Except for Aaron, who keeps a month's worth of preparedness in his bag wherever he goes. At least he keeps spare socks and a flannel he calls a travel-towel....

So it turned out we got into A Wu's new car (the 10 year old Nissan) and we drove through luscious countryside for a couple of hours. This is countryside that makes the holiday worthwhile for most; I mean a thousand shades of green pickled with a small number of paddy field workers and other leather-faced locals working their arses off.

We were going boating. What kind of boating we weren't really sure. We hadn't really been told much about what we were going to do, except that we were going to meet a friend and stay in some town and drink some beer. It did seem funny that after being told to "hurry up!" so much, when we were in the car hurrying up did not seem to be a priority. Before we got out of Pingguo we must have stopped four times to pick up bottles of tea, this and that, during which time I managed to buy a Blackberry charger for my phone for a quid as I guessed we might not be back for a while. During one of these stops, we all individually noticed a girl with a great physique in the doorway of a shop. For some reason we all got out of the car and went to buy a bottle of drink from her shop. Aaron straight away tried to take a photo of her (bad move) which she didn't want. So I got talking to her and found she was from Tan's hometown of Bangxu, then I spoke the only couple of sentences I know in Bangxunese and her and her mum loved that and we were immediately accepted. Accepted for what I will never know as we were called by A Wu to "hurry up!" and get back in the car to our destination.

I had been sitting in the front, but Aaron (actually I will start calling him Ailun), Ailun said he felt a bit sick, so I ended up in the back with Andrew (sod it, his Chinese name is Anzhe) for the rest of the journey. Unfortunately, my seatbelt wouldn't click into its holder, so we arranged that Anzhe's seatbelt would go through mine before he clicked it in. The strangest thing about this was not the way we managed to both buckle-up, but the fact we'd bothered to in the first place. We found out soon enough that A Wu's shock absorbers were shockingly non-existent. And with Chinese roads the way they are this took its toll.

But anyway we arrived a couple of hours later at a river in the midst of some mountains. Suddenly we realised that if we'd been told what to expect we would have packed accordingly. We were to go white-water rafting, which entailed getting rather wet. Well, I had longish shorts on, but nothing for swimming. Sod it, we got rid of our cameras, phones, etc. and then realised we had to pay about 12 quid each (which I paid for - no problem with that, but would have liked to know we'd have to pay as had not brought too much cash).

We were told our valuables would be safe in the back of our car, and lead to a place to put on a life jacket and helmet, and grab a wooden oar. We got into a couple of inflatable dinghies - Anzhe and I, and Ailun and A Wu. What followed, unbeknown to us, was a 5.8 km trek through some beautiful aqua terrain, including fabulous white water where you'd drop 5 metres in just a few seconds - extremely fun and totally soaking! We spent a good part of the time using our helmets to get water out of the boat. Being in China, we were never sure how safe the whole thing was, which added to the excitement around each corner.

Being business-minded, the company thought to put photographers at a couple of key places, so we had the chance to buy some photos at the end for a ridiculously high price. I negotiated that we would buy 15 or so, but on condition that they let us download all the files onto one of our memory cards. It was around that time that I noticed to my horror that the one thing I'd left in my pocket was my 16GB memory card in its reader. My clothes were completely soaked, and it was with little expectation that I put the damp card in my camera and fired it up. "Memory card read error" was all I got. Double bollocks. At least we copied the photos to Ailun's memory card.

Anzhe and I white water rafting

Seaman stains

A Wu and Ailun enjoying the water

We drove for an hour or so. I think it would have taken half the time but we kept meeting problems like unfinished roads. We had to wait a few mins for a digger to offload itself from a lorry, which was quite fun to watch. Then we had to build our own ramp to get the car one foot up to a new road that was being build in a tunnel. That's one of the things I like about being here.

Building a ramp so we could get back onto the road

In the evening we arrived at a place called Da xin (Big New), that had a town square that seemed the impossible size of that of Pingguo's. But there was a major difference. We barely saw a single smile - something that is a penny a dozen in Pingguo. We all noticed this individually, and it was actually quite profound.

We went for a bbq but Aaron was quite ill so I offered to go and buy some antibiotics. But A Wu asked how I could possibly buy such things in a place I hadn't been before. I said I'd asked someone and the chemist was over there, but he insisted on driving a long-winded way to get to the same place. Anyway, I got two packs for 50p each, and only regret not having bought loads to bring back to the UK.

Back at the bbq Aaron had perked up a little, and actually managed a couple of glasses of beer before we left. I experienced the wonderful feeling of bringing something back from the dead when I retried my 16GB memory card in the camera and suddenly it decided to be readable! It was one of those money-can't-buy experiences, though I'd have sold it for about forty quid. So happy to have my memory card back...as long as it lasts till we get back home and I can copy it to my external hard drive.

What finding out that your 16GB memory card works again may look like (ok that was taken earlier in the day but it conveys my sentiment, and the shakiness of the car)

A bit later I said I fancied a head wash, which A Wu said we could do. However, by the time we checked-in to our hotel it was too late. I had my first argument this year when I came down to the reception with Andrew after the others were in bed and asked for a couple of beers. I was told that the service was unavailable, which I accepted. Then I asked for a bottle of water, and was told that there was no water either. I flipped my lid and shouted at the woman that this was a fucking hotel and I wanted a bottle of fucking water. Within 30 seconds I had two bottles. I hate to say it but sometimes you have to put down your hand like that. And had thoughtfully brought a bit of whisky and we made use of the water to make it a bit more palatable and had a very enjoyable 30 mins getting pissed by the hotel maids until A Wu rang me and told me we had to get up at 7am and to hurry up back to the hotel room....